ADSL Jokes / Broadband Jokes

We're planning to fill this section of ADSL South Africa (Broadband South Africa) with jokes relating to ADSL or broadband Internet in general. Make yourself a cup of tea or get yourself a cold beer or whatever you like. Kick out your shoes, have a sip and just relax...

What did the narrow band link said to his broadband adversary? You may have better encoding and speed, but I, at least, do less channel hopping!

Did you hear about the Indian who burned down an entire mountain range? He allegedly tried to invent broadband smoke signaling!

Do you know how the chap with the old Telkom cap ended up in the circus? He allegedly suggested the scrapping of interconnection fees in an executive meeting.

Do you know how Boet burned his fingers? Dial up started to feel like dial down for Boet after using it for almost 5 years. He decided to switch to ADSL but burned his fingers on the first day. It was not the heat of the speed in the line but the hole in his pocket left by his greedy ISP.

Did you hear about the guy that left a tub of butter and gravy on his ADSL modem? His modem failed to work properly due to an oily residue from the melted butter. To make things worse the side of the container burst pouring 500g of melted butter through his modem when he tried to pick it up. At the end of the day he was back to dial up and a very slow Internet connection.

It just shows that one can be cut back to dial up even when there’s enough butter and gravy left.

We admit that we're not the biggest jokers in South Africa so send us your jokes if you find the ones already on here a bit on the dry side or down right lame.

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